Tuesday, 26 August 2008

Today is a gift.


A great piece for all to read it will take just a minute to read this and change your thinking.Two men,both seriously ill,occupied the same hospital room.One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.His bed was next to the room's only window.The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.The men talked for hours on end.They spoke of their wives and families,their homes,their jobs,their involvement in the military service,where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon when the man in the bed by the window could sit up,he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail,the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by.Although the other man couldn't hear the band - he could see it.In his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.Days and weeks passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.As soon as it seemed appropriate,the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window.The nurse was happy to make the switch,and after making sure he was comfortable,she left him alone.

Slowly,painfully,he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed.It faced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said,"Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you."

Moral Of the Story:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy,despite our own situations.Shared grief is half the sorrow,but happiness when shared,is doubled.If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.

"Today is a gift,that's why it is called the present."

Monday, 25 August 2008

QFTW

The possibilities are numerous once we decide to act and not react.

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Abeg make we laugh.


After a night of drinking,Martins crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe."Who the hell are you?"Demanded Martins,"and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious man answered,"This isn't your bedroom,and I'm St Peter".Martins was stunned."You mean I'm dead?That can't be,I have so much to live for,I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away."St Peter replied,"Yes, you can be reincarnated,but there is a catch!.We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Martins was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from his house,he asked to be sent back as a hen.A flash of light later,he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground."This isn't so bad,"he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said,"So you're the new hen.How are you enjoying your first day here?

"It's not so bad,"replied Martins,"but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode."

"You're ovulating,"explained the rooster,"don't tell me you've never laid an egg before."

"Never,"replied Martins.

"Well,just relax and let it happen."And so he did,and after a few uncomfortable seconds later,an egg popped out from under his tail.An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that had happened to him...ever!! !The joy kept coming,and as he was just about to lay his third egg,he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,

Martins!Wake up,you drunken bastard,you're shitting on the bed."

Tuesday, 19 August 2008

QFTW

There comes a point in your life,when you realise who matters,who never did,who wont anymore,and who always will.So don't worry about people from your past,there is reason they didn't make it to your future.

Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Olympics


In the 2004 Summer Games in Athens Michael Phelps only won 5 Gold Medals.This was such a tragedy that the news media hounded him for his failure.He was trying to enter the ranks of those who have won 7 golds at a single Olympics like Carl Lewis and Mark Spitz.Alas,the guy got only 5 Gold Medals.A supposed tragedy!

When interviewed about his failure to make 8 golds in swimming and beat Spitz' record he said ..."My goal is one Olympic gold medal.Not many people in this world can say,'I'm an Olympic gold medalist.'"Isn't it amazing how a single shift in perspective can make something like the monumental achievement of 5 Olympic Golds seem ordinary?My jaw almost dropped right out of the socket when I saw that the news media was spinning his win of 5 Golds as a failure.

Phelps is making another run for it now in Beijing and I'm rooting for him.As I write this he has 3 golds and the games aren't even half over so he has a fighting chance.The only tragedy will be if the media diminishes this young man's greatness - no matter what the outcome.It probably won't bother Michael Phelps a damn bit.I mean,it seems that he is relatively un-phased by way the news media treats him and he just keeps his eye on what's important to keep improving himself.

Little by little he gets better and better every day and,news media can go to hell,he's going to do his best - whatever that best may be.The only tragedy that ever really happens is when we stop improving - when we stop believing in ourselves ...Just watch the Olympic athletes and you get a sense of this.Under the greatest possible pressure they stand there with grace and,win or lose,they keep their composure.Can you imagine the preparation it must take to make oneself that way?

In the spirit of the Olympics,Let's take that little every day tragedy in our lives - the tragedy of not believing in ourselves,of giving up,of listening to the doubts of others,and "make it right."

QFTW

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,or who said it,no matter if your boss have said it,unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."

Tuesday, 5 August 2008

How do you see yourself?


Do you like yourself?most people really don’t like themselves. Some of them know it, while others don’t even have a clue that this is probably the root of so many other problems in their lives.

Do you feel insecure,unwanted neglected,unneeded worthless,and unloved?.Are your loved one ignoring you and won"t take time to listen to your feeling? don"t believe that negative thoughts from anybody always remember that you"re valuable,you"re good hearted,you"re needed,you"re the most loved,you"re wanted,you"re wonderful,you"re beautiful,courageous,you"re thoughtful, you"re the sweetest,you"re sincere,you"re important and absolutely the greatest.

Don"t ever let anyone tell you anything different.You"re wonderful, important ,beautiful and the greatest, and you"re VALUABLE.Before you there is no one like you,after you there will be no one like you,you are a unique product of God designed for special purpose.Anyone taller than you is too tall and anyone shorter than u is too short,you are perfect for your own purpose,always remember SMILE AND THE WORLD SMILES WITH YOU,CRY YOU WILL CRY ALONE.

Monday, 4 August 2008

QFTW

"The greatest pollution problem we face today is negativity.Eliminate the negative attitude and believe you can do anything.Replace 'if I can,I hope,maybe' with 'I can,I will,I must."

Friday, 1 August 2008

Nigeria (The last Revolution)


The whirlwind of revolt will continue to shake the foundation of our nation until the bright day of justice emerges.

At least our leaders who call themselves politicians and leaders of our great nation "Nigeria" are aware of the plundering and deprivation of basic amenities to the masses which are consequences of corrupt leadership......they are supposed to be the examples of moral values not to us but to their children,rather it"s the opposite....I wonder what will become of their children (the only value they inherit from their daddies or mums are "my parents embezzled funds meant for constructing roads,electricity,schools,housing,agriculture and improvement of infrastructure"s.Basically it is alright if we do the same..f**k Nigeria) These are the Iboris,Odilis,Obasanjos,Tafas,Babangidas,Alams etc the elites of the nation,a nation without roads,good schools and not to mention a regulated banking system.

Children are the birth and future of a nation,If the adult can not guarantee their education and provide them basic infrastructure"s to develop them into adulthood and structure them to become good leaders and servants of our great nation then we might as well contemplate in burying the nation (No children No nation).

We as human beings in New Naija club will not stand by and allow some ingrate illiterates cum politician to shape our future.But in the process of gaining our rightful place we must not be guilty of wrongful deeds.

God Bless Nigeria!!!

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Thursday, 31 July 2008

Management 06 (Enterprenuership)


Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: I will choose my own bride father,what happen to civilization!
Father: But the girl is Dangote's daughter!
Son: Well, in that case...ok

Next Day Father approached Dangote.

Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Dangote: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Father: But this young man is a vice-president at the World Bank!
Dangote: Ah, in that case...ok

Finally Father went to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!
Father: But this young man is the son-in-law to Dangote.
President: Ah, in that case...ok

Moral:
You can start with virtual capital.You don't have to kill yourself looking for loan.

Tuesday, 29 July 2008

Laugh in Logic


1. If time doesn't wait for you,don't worry!Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian.Think about it.

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside So,try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,walk as if you don't care who rules the world!That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. Only 20 percent boys have brains,rest have girlfriends!

7. All desirable things in life are either illegal,banned,expensive or married to someone else!

8. Laziness is our biggest enemy - Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies - Mahatma Gandhi

9. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Monday, 28 July 2008

10 Reasons why you should leave your office at 6pm...


1. Most employment letter stated that working hour finish before 6.00pm.
2. Work is never-ending process even if you stay until next morning you will never finish it.
3. Human are not robots even robots/machines have to rest or else it will face breakdown problems from time to time.
4. You love your career,but your family is even more important in your life.
5. If you failed in your life,your boss is not going to be the one who gives you a helping hand whereas your family would definitely offer help.(There can be exceptions like working In Generis Solutions).
6. you do not want to screw up or make your life miserable because of your job.
7. Monthly salary= Work from 9am - 6.00pm
If 6.30pm= N 0.00 + 0 Bonus + 0 Appreciation + Bad health + Bad social life + poor family relationship=Unproductive employee + Drop in performance + Drop in Company reputation + Reternchment rate increases + Resignation rate increases
8. If there is someone who disagree with the above formulation.i think he/she is a loser who has no life,heartless,doomed workaholic etc.He deserves the "Best employee of the year award!
9. You don't give a damn if your boss fires you.
10.Remember the fact that one company no longer want you,mean there are so many out there looking for you.

Tuesday, 22 July 2008

QFTW

"Every failure,obstacle or hardship is an opportunity in disguise.Success in many cases is failure turned inside out."

Friday, 18 July 2008

Some Corporate Languages


"We will do it" means "You will do it"

"You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

"We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done...At least not tomorrow !".

"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

"There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

"Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now,will talk later"

"We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

"We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up,we cannot deliver on time."

"We had slight differences of opinion" means "We had actually fought"

"Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

"You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

"We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

"Well... family is important,your leave is always granted.Just ensure that the work is not affected" means "Well you know..."

"We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed"

"That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

"All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Ways to reduce stress.


“Never borrow from the future.If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen,you have worried in vain.Even if it does happen,you have to worry twice”
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and uncluttered your life.
7. Less is more.(Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself.Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time;don't lump the hard things all together..
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns.If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety .If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it.
12. Live within your budget;don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups;an extra car key in your wallet,an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S.(Keep Mouth Shut).This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a book with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest.
18. Eat right.
19. Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a tape while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems?Talk to God on the spot.Try to nip small problems in the bud.Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with good positive people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite sayings and/or scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you God.'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego.
33. Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36. Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before.

GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.

Monday, 14 July 2008

He will save you.


Isn't it amazing how God works in our lives! On a Saturday night several weeks ago,this pastor was working late,and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM,but his wife didn't answer the phone.

The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer,but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again she answered right away.He asked her why she hadn't answered before,and she said that it hadn't rung at their house.They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways.

The following Monday,the pastor received a call at the church office,which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night.The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night.The pastor couldn't figure out what the man was talking about.Then the man said,"It rang and rang,but I didn't answer."The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him,explaining that he'd intended to call his wife.

The man said,"That's, OK.Let me tell you my story.
You see, I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night,but before I did,I prayed,'God if you're there,and you don't want me to do this,give me a sign now.'At that point my phone started to ring.I looked at the caller ID,and it said,'Almighty God'.I was afraid to answer!"

The reason why it showed on the man's caller ID that the call came from "Almighty God" is because the church that the pastor attends is called Almighty God Tabernacle!!If you believe that God answers prayers then appreciate God wherever you are now.He can save you too from whatever is seeking to consume you.Cheers

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

SUSPECT ULTIMATE:::Chicken story(Management 05)


A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock.As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently,the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock :"Welcome to join me,we will work together towards productivity.
Young cock :What you mean?As far as I know,you are old and should be retired.
Old cock :Young boy,there are twenty-five hens here,can't I help you with some?
Young cock :No!Not even one,all of them will be mine.
Old cock :In this case,I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock :O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meter run.From here to that tree.But due to my age,I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock :No problem !We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently,the following morning,the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.Soon enough,he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly,Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock,he was shot dead by the farmer,who cursed,"Hell !This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

Moral of the story:
Watch,listen and learn.There is no harm in sharing don't be greedy.

Monday, 7 July 2008

Significance of Seven in the bible.

Complete Creation And on the seventh day God ended (Completed/Finished) his work.Gen 2:2
Complete Submission And he passed over before them, and bowed himself to the ground seven times, until he came near to his brother.Gen 33:1
Complete Witness For these seven ewe lambs shalt thou take of my hand, that they may be a witness unto me.Gen 21:30
Complete Mourning and there they mourned with a great and very sore lamentation: and he made a mourning for his father seven days.Gen 50:10
Complete Atonement And he shall take of the blood of the bullock, and sprinkle it with his finger upon the mercy seat eastward; and before the mercy seat shall he sprinkle of the blood with his finger seven times.Lev 16:14
Complete Sacrifice And ye shall offer with the bread seven lambs without blemish of the first year.Lev 23:18
Complete Rejoicing ye shall rejoice before the LORD your God seven days. Lev 23:40
Complete Cleansing And Elisha sent a messenger unto him, saying, Go and wash in Jordan seven times, and thy flesh shall come again to thee, and thou shalt be clean.2 Kings 5:10
Complete Binding And Samson said unto her, If they bind me with seven green withs (Cords) that were never dried, then shall I be weak,and be as another man.Judges 16:7
Complete Possession And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities,Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils.Luke 8:2
Complete Work of Holy Spirit John to the seven churches which are in Asia:Grace be unto you,and peace,from him which is,and which was,and which is to come;and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne.Rev 1:4
Complete Power(Seven Horns) and in the midst of the elders, stood a Lamb as it had been
slain, having seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.Rev 5:6
Complete Knowledge(Seven Eyes) and in the midst of the elders,stood a Lamb as it had been
slain,having seven horns and seven eyes,which are the seven Spirits of God sent forth into all the earth.Rev 5:6
Whole Church in God’s Hands (Seven Stars)And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp two edged sword:and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.Rev 1:16
Complete Wrath of God And I saw another sign in heaven,great and marvellous,seven angels having the seven last plagues;for in them is filled up the wrath of God.Rev 15:1

QFTW

"The ability to concentrate and to use your time well is everything."

Se7en.(07/07)

The number seven symbolizes God's perfection,His sovereignty and holiness.
1.) God created earth - seven days
2.) One seven-day week is a reminder of our creator
3.) God blessed the seventh day,making it holy (Exodus 20:8-11)

The number 7 is important in both the Old Testament and the New Testament.It seems that numerology was so important that representing an event or series of events with the number 7 helped prove that the story was true.The number 7 was of special importance in the Zoroastrian religion, where there were 7 creations,7 regions of the world,7 Amesha Spenta (who became the 7 archangels of Judaism),and so on.This would have a great influence on the evolution of numerology in Judaism.However,the number 7 was already significant in Judaic numerology,indicating some earlier influence.

Some examples of 7 in the Old Testament:the first creation story in Genesis,written during or just after the Babylonian Exile,has seven days;Noah took every clean beast and every bird by sevens,and in seven days it rained;Jacob served seven years for Leah and seven years for Rachel;Egypt had seven years of plenty and seven years of famine.

The New Testament has the seven loaves and fishes;seven devils exorcised from Mary Magdalene;forgiveness seventy times seven.Also,Revelation has seven churches and many symbols are seven fold,usually because of the 7 angels (archangels).Luke's Gospel demonstrates that Jesus was predestined for greatness because great men occurred in multiples of seven generations starting from Adam, Enoch at 7,Abraham at 21,David at 35 and Jesus at 77,while Matthew demonstrates that Jesus was predestined for greatness because there were 14 generations from Josiah to Jesus,just as there had been 14 generations from David to Josiah and from Abraham to David (14 being 2 times 7).There were seven heavens and the apocryphal Ascension of Isaiah had the Son descend into the lower world and then re-ascend to the seventh heaven.

In the universal language of mind, in which the spiritual works were written, seven means control.Where zeros follow a seven it refers to a degree of understanding related to the experience of control.On our way to becoming spiritually adept,we must first learn to control the physical body,and the emotions,and gain control of the conscious ego ( our own personal devil,or satan).In revelation,the seven churches refers to the seven levels of mind and what must be accomplished in each in order to reach the Christ consciousness,in language of mind.

In Genesis,God created the earth in 6 days and on the seventh day he rested.This was the first week.Also in Acts,there were seven deacons of the church.The number 7 is usually equated with the idea of perfection.